Kangkung is good for you.

Even Starfleet personnel are studying its nutritional contents.

This puts Malaysia on the map in the 23rd century. Here we see Captain Picard, Data and LaForge calling up the details on an LCARS Terminal.

No more spare parts from chop shops

As usual our rotten Barisan Najis would come up creative ways to corner the market and line the fat wallets of cronies by passing laws like this. In case you didnt know, starting from mid next year, we will be forced to buy sub standard "original" brand spare parts (local buatan Malangsia of course) bcoz spare parts from the chop shops wud be banned, although they are actually better quality comparatively. What a sick law.

No need to wear helmet

Even our DPM doesn't wear a helmet. Way to go, set an example for all of us to follow.

One Malaysia Many Criminals

KUALA LUMPUR - BRIGHT yellow road signs - 'Beware of snatch thief' - have sprung up all over Bangsar Baru, the upmarket neighbourhood populated by well-heeled expatriates.

As many Malaysians know, Bangsar Baru is as popular with snatch thieves as it is with the wealthy.

It's not just road signs that have made an appearance on the streets. About 1,000 additional policemen have also been put on street patrol in Kuala Lumpur and its suburbs, and in Penang and Johor Baru.

Malaysia has swung into an anti-crime drive after Prime Minister Najib Razak promised at the end of his first 100 days in office in July to reduce street crime by 20 per cent by the end of next year.

Crime is a perpetual worry of Malaysians, with repeated surveys showing public safety to be among their top concerns.

Many Malaysians now hire private security guards for their neighbourhoods, or choose to live in gated communities monitored by closed-circuit cameras and patrolled by guards.

Kuala Lumpur police chief Mohd Sabtu Osman told The Straits Times that more policemen are patrolling the city to deter wayside robberies.

'There will be more sent out for the Hari Raya holidays next week,' he said.

He said the focus was on 11 hot spots in the city, including Cheras, Sentul and the Bukit Bintang tourist zone.

The additional men came from the paramilitary wing of the police force, the Civil Defence corps and a grassroots voluntary organisation, Rela.


http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/SE%2BAsia/Story/STIStory_430936.html

1 Malaysia

After 52 years of merdeka, what have we achieved? Well, we can be proud of the following, though not exhuastive:

1. High Performance Training Centre in UK
2. Port Klang Free-trade Zone
3. Paya Indah Wetlands
4. Bakun Dam
5. Crooked Bridge
6. Istana Zakaria
7. Istana Khir Toyo

H1N1 statistics as at 20/08/2009

Rank Country Infections Deaths Ratio 1 in x
1 India 1927 35 1.82% 55
2 Malaysia 4225 67 1.59% 63
3 Singapore 1217 11 0.90% 111
4 Thailand 11585 97 0.84% 119
5 New Zealand 3056 20 0.65% 153
6 Laos 156 1 0.64% 156
7 Indonesia 908 5 0.55% 182
8 Australia 32224 121 0.38% 266
9 Philippines 3207 10 0.31% 321
10 Taiwan 1280 2 0.16% 640
11 Vietnam 1454 2 0.14% 727
12 Brunei 850 1 0.12% 850
13 South Korea 2212 2 0.09% 1,106
14 Hong Kong 7314 4 0.05% 1,829
15 China 2729 1 0.04% 2,729
16 Japan 7319 1 0.01% 7,319
17 Cambodia 24 0 0.00%
18 Macau 394 0 0.00%
19 Myanmar 21 0 0.00%
20 North Korea 7 0 0.00%
21 Pakistan 2 0 0.00%
22 Papua New Guinea 5 0 0.00%
23 Sri Lanka 70 0 0.00%

1 Malaysia Boleh!

Barang Najis gormen always want to be no. 1 in everything. Congratulations, after 52 years of merdeka from penjajah orang kulit putih, we are achieved many things. Recently we got ranking no. 1 for ratio of deaths for swine flu A H1N1.

Results as at 18/08/2009.

Rank Country Infections Deaths Ratio
1 Malaysia 3857 64 1.66%
2 India 1707 28 1.64%
3 Singapore 1217 11 0.90%
4 Thailand 11585 97 0.84%
5 New Zealand 3038 20 0.66%
6 Laos 156 1 0.64%
7 Indonesia 854 5 0.59%
8 Australia 30111 112 0.37%
9 Philippines 3207 10 0.31%
10 Taiwan 1280 2 0.16%
11 Vietnam 1454 2 0.14%
12 Brunei 850 1 0.12%
13 South Korea 2165 2 0.09%
14 Hong Kong 7314 4 0.05%
15 China 2729 1 0.04%
16 Japan 7319 1 0.01%
17 Cambodia 24 0 0.00%
18 Macau 394 0 0.00%
19 Myanmar 21 0 0.00%
20 North Korea 7 0 0.00%
21 Pakistan 2 0 0.00%
22 Papua New Guinea 5 0 0.00%
23 Sri Lanka 70 0 0.00%